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Girlfriend totally wins the award for best Pokémon nicknames

Tentacool’s new moniker is a perfect ending.

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We’ve seen some amazingly funny nicknames for Pokémon out there—shout out to the brutally honest 2-year-old who dared to call Jigglypuff “A PIG!” and the legions of players spelling out bizarre messages. But nothing compares to these genius monikers.

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Tumblr user goingtrickster let their girlfriend—who has, they said, minimal knowledge of pocket monsters—take a crack at renaming them. And damn, they are so smart. Goingtrickster posted a screenshot of some of the best nicknames to their blog.

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Here are just some stray observations:

  • Gloom as S A D B O I makes so much sense that it hurts.
  • The progress of sipp to S U C C is evolution at its finest.
  • There needs to be a Marowak contouring YouTube tutorial.
  • Jolyne’s mum getting Starmie is a true honor to whoever Jolyne’s mum is.
  • This Guy Fieri is more approachable than the actual Guy Fieri.
  • Once you realize that Dratini indeed looks like Drake, you’ll never be able to unsee it. 
  • Tentacool as “Hentai” is the perfect ending. Fin

We got 24 new Pokémon nicknames. Can’t wait for the other 127.

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Update 12:45pm CT, Aug. 6: Goingtrickster reached out to the Daily Dot with a link to their girlfriend’s Tumblr, which you can check out right here. The budding Pokémon master adds, “just thought I should let you know, as she is the true mastermind, after all.”

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