Let’s say, for the sake of argument, that someone gave you a five-pound gummy bear for Christmas. Let’s further suppose that you have no plans to gnaw on it for the next month, nor do you have access to a pack of feral children willing to tear it apart in a piranha-like frenzy.
Given these conditions, there’s just one suitable course of action: freeze the thing with liquid nitrogen and unload a 12-gauge shotgun into its corn-syrup heart. A few times. Trust us.
Watch out, oversize chocolate Easter bunnies—you’re next.
H/T Digg | Photo via carsandwater/YouTube