Here’s what Facebook status updates would look like in real life

You broke my heart.

That’s a confusing way to open a conversation, but it’s likely something you’ve seen on Facebook a hundred times. Jason Horton made a video that takes those weird, annoying statuses off Facebook walls and sits them down at his living room table. 

All I can say is: Can you guys make it to my party next Saturday? It starts at 10, and it’s in Hawaii. Everybody’s invited. 

Screengrab via jasonhorton/YouTube