Forget @world_record_egg. There’s a new egg in town, and it’s gorgeous.
https://twitter.com/_maripela/status/1086531793568915456
Twitter user @maripela_ posted a mesmerizing video of what appears to be herself decorating an egg, but it’s nothing like the egg dyeing you might think of.
She painted a full, beautiful face of makeup on this egg, taking it from nutritious to positively sickening in 52 seconds. We’re talking foundation, blending, contouring, powder on a hand-drawn face on with precise eyebrows, nose, and mouth. The egg’s final look is as natural as if it came out of the hen that way. And @maripela_ this did all with long, gorgeous nails.
The supremely talented Twitter user has the video pinned to her Twitter account, noting that, in Persian, she essentially “makes eggs pretty.”
Twitter is losing their minds over the gall of this egg to look so amazing with makeup. How dare it look so ravishing and fierce when the rest of us can barely get winged eyeliner right?
Me pretending like i don’t have a huge ass problem set and deciding to watch twitter videos of someone doing makeup on a egg. pic.twitter.com/Lx95YQ5ldM
— venice bitch 🌞 (@rokieoftheyear) January 22, 2019
broke: they done surgery on a grape
— seán (@hardtimegrudgez) January 22, 2019
woke: they done makeup on an egg https://t.co/M8hlooPndr
https://twitter.com/Kirsteeen_99/status/1087761821833007106
this bitch really just put a full face of makeup on an egg… i’ve seen it all https://t.co/lEjeJDSZGz
— liv (@olivia_coury) January 22, 2019
they did makeup on an egg https://t.co/aLWOVRHqPO
— rose (@jennifercheqk) January 22, 2019
A makeup artist truly has talent in its purest form. How u make an egg into a bad bitch 😮 https://t.co/OwtKCAFqTP
— m (@n_manesha) January 22, 2019
https://twitter.com/exo_jollo/status/1087595773213229057
So the egg not only beat Kylie in likes, but now she’s coming for her makeup line too? 2019 is playing no games. https://t.co/ZxHdLhWQ64
— Austin Zimmerman (@theAUSSTINNshow) January 22, 2019
I really just watched shawty put makeup on an egg https://t.co/pbi0Zp2V9S
— DOVE⁶ 🕊️ (@iAm_Dove6) January 22, 2019
am I the only one who thinks putting makeup on that egg is weird? like..there is a whole embryo in there.. https://t.co/3eFfWeoWs9
— wir suchen dich! (@markparkbark) January 22, 2019
https://twitter.com/thepaleabigayle/status/1086680530299564032
https://twitter.com/caryswhitwham_/status/1087711805529575425
So you’re telling me it’s okay for everyone on the internet to put makeup on an egg but it’s wrong when I put makeup on… that makes sense 😂
— Isaac Raygoza 💅 (@isaacraygozaa) January 22, 2019
Other folks, like beauty YouTuber Thomas Halbert, are putting their own spin on beautifying eggs.
okay i attempted at doing makeup on an egg pic.twitter.com/eqdTOKkxsH
— thomas ☆ﾟ.*･｡ﾟ (@ThomasBeautyy) January 22, 2019
Some are upset that someone would waste makeup (and those amazing falsies) on an egg.
really out here wasting makeup on an egg https://t.co/MSvpvKbstI
— mandayyy (@mandyremke) January 22, 2019
I bet not see you put on no damn makeup on a fucking egg if I payed for it https://t.co/K6eWIa2aga
— Certified Lover Boy (@Makkswell3___) January 22, 2019
Of course, @maripela_ wasn’t the first to give the infamous Instagram egg a “makeover.” YouTuber Smokey Glow did two egg makeovers in a video posted last week.
So what’s next? Do we scramble or poach the egg and try to make a ~*lewk*~ out of that? How about painting an egg on a face? The possibilities are endless. We can’t wait to see more egg beauty.
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