Dotted Lines: Learn guitar with David Brent

Every evening, the Daily Dot delivers a selection of links worth clicking from around the Web, along with the day’s must-see image or video. We call it Dotted Lines.

• The surprising sliding pay scale for Arrested Development’s stars.
• We need to have a serious talk about Pokémon living conditions.
• Some life lessons video games taught us.
• Learn guitar with The Office (UK)’s David Brent. Sort of:

• A chilling interview with the London machete attacker.
• Samy Bouzaglo—of the Kitchen Nightmare Amy’s Baking Company—might be deported.
• John Green debunks 50 common misquotations.
• Paris Hilton is releasing another album. In other news, Paris Hilton is still alive.