I say, internet, take a gander at these peculiar specimens. What you’re looking at below is a pair of hortaya borzayas (which, let’s be honest, sounds either really fake or exactly the breed you’d get if you were filthy rich) wearing fancy full-body turtleneck dog sweaters.
🔥🔥🔥 pic.twitter.com/ov6gzlmZx3
— Duchess of Healing (@sindivanzyl) December 21, 2018
The picture was originally posted by Twitter user @sindivanzyl, who cracked her own joke at the snug dogs’ expense.
They’re on a shoot for Dogue pic.twitter.com/zIubhdZbYD
— Duchess of Healing (@sindivanzyl) December 21, 2018
And like a pair of vaguely greyhound-ish dogs, Twitter users were off to the races with their own jokes.
The dogs have become an easy way to crack jokes at the kind of upper-crust elites who you might see dressing up their animals in sweaters that cost more than the average human outfit.
They’re on a shoot for Dogue pic.twitter.com/zIubhdZbYD
— Duchess of Healing (@sindivanzyl) December 21, 2018
These dogs look like the two soccer moms that judge other moms at every event regardless of if their kid is there or not. https://t.co/5Qbi2K4Xud
— Madilyn (@MadilynRenee) December 22, 2018
These dogs are watching the barista make their pumpkin spice lattes intently. They’ll want to speak to a manager soon. https://t.co/hwwCSUmbVE
— I Always Keep A Can Of Tuna On Me (@SnottieDrippen) December 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/BroderickHunter/status/1076888903242661888
Of course, the dogs could just as easily be Instagram influencers.
https://twitter.com/MollyJongFast/status/1076640483005423616
Or supervillains.
We’ve been expecting you, Mr. Bond. https://t.co/i4xe4w0lkM
— The Notorious B.E.V. 🌈 (@blade_funner) December 23, 2018
https://twitter.com/DanaSchwartzzz/status/1076570813254459392
Or royalty.
Who wore it better? pic.twitter.com/VNkt3Cxz34
— Jason 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑮𝒆𝒓𝒎 𝑮𝒖𝒚 Tetro (@JATetro) December 22, 2018
Or maybe they’re just jerks (just kidding, all dogs are good).
“We’re not disappointed, son, but we just don’t consider Dartmouth to be a real Ivy.” https://t.co/CBg0PT6wFv
— Mary von Aue (@von_owie) December 22, 2018
‘Hi, we’re here to sign the petition against the new low-income housing unit. We just don’t feel it’s right for our neighborhood.’ https://t.co/wsCJfeZo19
— Aaron Hanlon (@AaronRHanlon) December 22, 2018
https://twitter.com/Aito_Cornaro/status/1076710599789346816
Let’s not forget about the smaller pup hiding in the back, wearing a similarly fancy white sweater.
https://twitter.com/CHVNNYBEE/status/1076529478484951041?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1076529478484951041&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailydot.com%2Fwp-admin%2Fpost.php%3Fpost%3D509911%26action%3Dedit
The dogs even evoked insecurity in some users; even after dunking on these glam pups in their fancy sweaters, we’re all still just schlubby plebes.
When you know you’ll never get to play the two oldest daughters in Fiddler on the Roof. pic.twitter.com/Hnsf7N5nx2
— Maris Kreizman (@mariskreizman) December 23, 2018
If you need something to reinvigorate your love for the good dogs of the people, check out these videos of dogs getting rescued from Hurricane Florence flooding.
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