Dogs are the most honest creatures around.
They’re happy to see you? They jump on you and lick your face. They’re ashamed of something they did? They put their tail between their legs and cower. They get mad? They bare their teeth and growl.
And if you ask them to judge you by the way you look, they’ll give you an answer you might not want to hear. Witness this exchange.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AZcj0Nmb6Eg
Well, that probably wasn’t the answer she expected. But you have to admire the dog’s enthusiasm in offering an honest answer—not to mention its ability to puke on demand.