Woman catches dog pleasuring himself with purse—and it’s actually perfect

Sometimes it’s the simplest things that bring us the most pleasure. 

This dog named Bagel has got it all figured out. Almost every day he walks under the same fringe purse at just the right pace and angle, stretching out his legs to make the most of the casual message. Owner Alyssa Antal stressed on Reddit that the video is in real time, “believe it or not!” 

This pup has nowhere better to be, and he wouldn’t have it any other way. 

H/T Reddit