DJ Khaled, the hitmaker who holds the major keys to success in life and refuses to do anything but win, is also the cutest dad on the internet. His son, Asahd, is just 5 months old, but he already has his own Instagram account, and his interactions with his dad are what the kids call “goals.”
Khaled has already set up Ahsad as a young mogul, naming him executive producer of his new album, and the online persona he’s created for the kid reflects that. Here’s Asahd hanging out with Nicki Minaj because “ICONS HANG WIT ICONS !”
Here he is in his own Ferrari:
Here are his exclusive baby Yeezy Boosts:
And here’s his first single:
Asahd might be a baby, but he’s already a giant. And that’s why he’s already a meme. The main joke about Asahd is that he wants to be a regular kid, but he’s already a grown-ass adult who grinds hard every day.
When you see the other kids playing outside but you at work. pic.twitter.com/21IjT1GmkM
— YINGIBOERE (@yingi_flemmming) March 16, 2017
https://twitter.com/RUINER/status/846163527433900032
https://twitter.com/ilooklikelilbil/status/848370889867395072
https://twitter.com/BillionTwiTs/status/847012851411767296
https://twitter.com/RappersSaid/status/846743450053722112
And lately, fans have been speculating about what Asahd’s first words might be:
https://twitter.com/MinajestyExotic/status/848365918711369730
https://twitter.com/ayylmao/status/848861889518075904
https://twitter.com/domthewrapper/status/848658132389777411
https://twitter.com/mrDianose/status/848536422525140994
https://twitter.com/KeepItLFC/status/848002037006704640
Yeah, the internet has jokes, but they also envy the supportive relationship between Khaled and Asahd. DJ Khaled is so good at affirmations and uplifting sentiments that there’s a whole video you can watch whenever you need some encouragement. If only every kid had a father holding him up like that!
https://twitter.com/chanelambrose/status/842149937093697538
https://twitter.com/MickSarfo9/status/847097593469554688
https://twitter.com/ConorCrawford96/status/848998476935565312
https://twitter.com/lexiabebe/status/848717396583907329
Sorry, other dads. DJ Khaled is the internet’s dad now.