Dancing Russian Kid is the Internet’s new pint-sized hero

Look at this kid. Look at him dance. He knows something about life that we don’t.

This Russian dancing kid jived and fist-bumped and Robot-ed into our hearts via a YouTube video delightfully titled “Russian Kid at Club Can’t Be Bothered With Any F**ks.” He is the pint-sized groove machine we all wish we could become when we enter awful places where people are forced to dance. He is the spirit animal of Gawker’s Max Read.

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