Just three months into 2014, a local hamster named Phillip has abandoned his New Year’s resolution to get off the couch and get fit.
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“He struggles with willpower sometimes,” says Mary Cambridge, a friend of the unmotivated rodent. “It’s like, why would he expend all that energy running around in a transparent ball when there are nine seasons of X-Files to watch on Netflix?”
The bags of sunflower seeds in Phillip’s pantry aren’t helping either, according to sources close to the situation.
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