Sometimes Twitter can crash under the weight of its own redundancy. A big news story breaks, and users make the same joke over and over and over again.
Last night, when BuzzFeed published very wild allegations about President-elect Donald Trump, the same problem could have happened.
We could have had just a million ‘PEE-OTUS’ jokes that everybody got sick of 10 minutes later. Instead, the site exploded with phenomenal puns, burns, and witty takes.
https://twitter.com/jonlovett/status/819007466675400704
♫ Then all the Russians loved him
— Christopher Moore (@TheAuthorGuy) January 11, 2017
And they shouted out with pee,
Donald the small hand facist
You’ll go down in historee ♫#GoldenShowers
“If you’re going through hell, keep going.” – Winston Churchill
— Ebad (@simplyebad) January 11, 2017
“Pee on my face” – Donald Trump #GoldenShowerGate pic.twitter.com/Ka7mOmscgW
https://twitter.com/OhNoSheTwitnt/status/819191541013024770
“No pee-pee. YOU’RE the pee-pee.”
— Paul F. Tompkins (@PFTompkins) January 11, 2017
“A house divided cannot stand.”
— Public Transit Stan Account (@aadanielk99) January 11, 2017
-Abe Lincoln
“The only thing to fear is fear itself.”
-FDR
“Pee on my face”
-Donald Trump#GoldenShowers
STREEP spelled backwards is PEE RTs
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) January 11, 2017
Here’s what the US electoral college map would look like if Trump were into it pic.twitter.com/W50HrngTp8
— james folta (@JamesFolta) January 11, 2017
Dear Trump fans:
— Johnny McNulty (parody of former self) (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017
Turns out that hot mug of liberal tears you were sipping was something else entirely.
Did Obama say the “pee-ceful” transfer of power? Nice Trump burn!
— Larry Wilmore (@larrywilmore) January 11, 2017
Very empowering for our girls to know that one day, if they dream & work hard, they can pee on the President of the United States.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) January 11, 2017
https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/818988344180965376
What’s the difference between a lentil and a chickpea?
— Julie Canavan-Price (@canavanprice) January 11, 2017
Trump wouldn’t pay $1000 to have a lentil on his face.#watersportsgate #goldenshower
The president-elect of America pays hookers to pee on one another for his amusement.
— Cooper Barnes (@cooperbarnes) January 11, 2017
This isn’t a joke.
Repeat, not a joke. #GoldenShowers
WHAT GETS AMERICA TO STAND AGAINST FASCISM
— Colin Spacetwinks (@spacetwinks) January 11, 2017
-FASCISM ITSELF: NO
-BLATANT BIGOTRY: NO
-MASSIVE CORRUPTION: NO
-PEE: WILL FIND OUT SOON
https://twitter.com/robfee/status/818978170938327041
https://twitter.com/farahpersaud/status/818977966432600064
So Trump supports PP after all
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) January 11, 2017
The hilarity of Watersportsgate is almost worth the election of an actual gang of traitors:#GoldenShowers https://t.co/nMrKBuQIUJ
— Johnny McNulty (parody of former self) (@JohnnyMcNulty) January 11, 2017
OMG, what if the pee story *isn’t* true and we’re all defiling the good name of a pussy grabbing neo-Nazi Putin puppet conman!?!
— Tina Dupuy (@TinaDupuy) January 11, 2017
Every single one of these tweets is absolutely a delight to read. Treasure them all.
