Barnes and Noble is the place you go when you want to buy a Dan Brown novel for your friend who enjoys reading Dan Brown novels.
spent rainy day at barnes and noble browsing with a gift card from honors english ii. love you all. happy summer. dan brown novel to start!
— Irene Gilman (@Gilmanator14) July 1, 2013
Barnes and Noble is a good place to take a nap.
40 min nap in a Barnes and Noble I’m a new woman
— Donquixote Rosinante (@failraiser) May 1, 2016
Barnes and Noble is where you take a date when you want them to think you’re literate, smart, or a poet who doesn’t know where to buy used books.
https://twitter.com/DeAnnaax/status/745358263982657536
Barnes and Noble is the way-too humongous bookstore that’s perfect for whenever you have nowhere else to go.
Bouta take my bored ass to barnes and noble lol
— 2patients1doctor ✌🏾👯♀️☝🏾👨🏾⚕️ (@iamDrWanza) February 23, 2016
Barnes and Noble is now the place where you can get fucking wasted.
https://twitter.com/dagny/status/747101715187433472
For more information on this epic announcement, watch this:
Yes, along with the opportunity to get blackout drunk in the Astrology section on a Friday night, you can dine on some fine cuisine after you wake up from your stupor. From here it’s just a matter of time before Barnes and Noble becomes a weed dispensary as well. But until you’re allowed to roll a fat one in Science Fiction, you can always sneak in some edibles.
Barnes and Noble is going to start serving beer and wine, it’s a very conflicting day for people who shop for self help books there.
— Travis Keel (@keel_travis) June 26, 2016
So thank you, Barnes and Noble. You didn’t have to do this, but you’re really feeling yourself lately, so you did. And for that, we’re all like:
https://twitter.com/CeIIophane/status/746856979667136512
