Children feel strongly about things—even the sort they don’t understand. And while adults could ruminate on the semantics of “raining” versus “sprinkling” as they apply to the current weather, kids tend to think of being right as a zero-sum game won by brute contradiction.
But enough from me. Listen to this masterful debate already.
At the end of the day, I believe we can agree on two things: It’s wet outside, and “you poked my heart” is a phrase that pokes you right in the heart.