Did you, like most red-blooded Americans, love every single second of the Anthony Scaramucci era?
And did you, like most Americans, become instantly forlorn at the lack of Scaramucci in your life when he was unceremoniously dismissed by President Donald Trump‘s new chief of staff?
Have you, like all of us, been wandering around aimlessly, desperate to feel that same unfettered bliss you encountered whenever a push notification about Scaramucci came on your lock screen?
Well, get ready to have that Scaramucci craving satiated. Because Scaramucci is BACK.
https://twitter.com/ScaramucciPost/status/907784023770099713
Get ready: https://t.co/WQmzb1irCg
— Anthony Scaramucci (@Scaramucci) September 13, 2017
You may be wondering what the hell the Scaramucci Post is.
Well, unlike its open and haphazardly honest founder, Anthony Scaramucci, this appears to be a tightly held secret. It’s definitely something. Possibly media related. Perhaps a Skimm-style newsletter from Scaramucci himself? What about a new website full of insider information like Axios? Nobody knows. Because literally, all it is right now is one Instagram post and some tweets (which, honestly, given the media climate these days isn’t the worst content strategy—but that’s neither here nor there).
Without a lot of information, Twitter was left to run amok.
https://twitter.com/benfinite/status/908003407461580801
Prayers = Answered. https://t.co/yUgwuaw2tE
— L A R R Y (@LarryOConnor) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/max_burbank/status/907804038800052224
https://t.co/8ktrZasYiH
— Married couple locked in a game of chess (@GarlicCorgi) September 13, 2017
Oh? Verrit is the LEAST useful media boondoggle this year?
Breitbart Lite?
— The Velvet Messiah (@realjamesh) September 13, 2017
— SeriouslyUS? (@USseriously) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/LOLberal/status/907797614707527680
Many people just plain didn’t want it.
— Wonder Wenda (@Thewhitefawnkbh) September 13, 2017
https://twitter.com/npisme81/status/907801392915521536
Whenever we do find out what it is, we’ll be sure to let you know.