We all have our daddy issues. Even if you don’t want to kill him and marry your mom, you’ve probably at least chuckled a bit at his frustration.
Maybe that’s why so many people responded when Joel Golby, a staff writer for Vice, asked “what’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen your dad get angry at?” on Twitter.
just asked a great question in the group chat, extending it out to here: what’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen your dad get angry at?
— JOEL GOLBY STAN ACCOUNT (@joelgolby) November 17, 2016
The answered ranged from the somewhat odd.
that I under toasted my toast – “ridiculous waste of bread and mechanism.”
— Chris (@chrisbarbour_) November 17, 2016
To the really odd.
https://twitter.com/helennianias/status/799308478472921088
To the truly inexplicable.
Cotton swabs. Once he threw each and every cotton swab in our house away. :D
— JayFKay (@JayFKay27) November 17, 2016
While others had a more bat-shit-insane-terrifying vibe.
My mum told him she didn’t like the camo print he’d painted on the garden table. He took an axe to it.
— Freddie Buxton (@FreddieBuxton) November 17, 2016
Although, kudos to this guy for at least having a solid point.
https://twitter.com/HINIONGE/status/799308815032197120
It’s important to remember that the dads of the world are doing their best, so while it’s OK to laugh a little at their pain, maybe give them a hug afterwards? Oh, and don’t stop with the stories! With Thanksgiving right around the corner, people are sure to come home with some doozies.
