I watched ‘Jaws’ for the first time, and I’ll never go to a beach again
Also, why is Richard Dreyfuss dressed like a Brooklyn hipster?
On Aug 5, 2016 by Allison Keves
I watched ‘The NeverEnding Story’ for the first time, and now I want to ride my dog
This might have ruined my childhood… if I had a childhood.
On Jul 20, 2016 by Allison Keves
I watched ‘Ghostbusters’ for the first time, and it turns out I am afraid of ghosts
‘Total Protonic Reversal’ is totally the name of my new punk band.
On Jul 7, 2016 by Allison Keves
What if I told you I just watched ‘The Matrix’ for the first time?
I took the blue pill and never looked back.
On Jun 22, 2016 by Allison Keves
I watched ‘Alien’ for the first time, and now I’m scared of space
I’ve got a case of Sigourney Fever.
On Jun 15, 2016 by Allison Keves
I watched the original ‘Star Trek’ for the first time—and it holds up
Beam this newb up!
On Jun 9, 2016 by Allison Keves
Here’s what happened when I watched ‘Blade Runner’ for the first time
There is not enough Wesley Snipes in this movie.
On Jun 1, 2016 by Allison Keves
I watched ‘Gremlins’ for the first time ever, and it was weird
There are three rules for owning a Furby.
The Geek Awakens: Our new show about a grown-ass woman who’s never seen ‘Star Wars’
Help this Padawan become a Jedi master.
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