Ted Cruz

The 142 ways Donald Trump has already insulted his potential running mates

Congratulations to all the haters and losers on the list!

On May 17, 2016 by Aaron Sankin

Ted Cruz spotted drowning his sorrows in Mexican hotel pool

Some much-needed relaxation for the devil.

On May 16, 2016 by Gabe Bergado

Donald Trump wins Nebraska Republican primary

Trump is the presumptive nominee, but he still has delegates to win.

On May 10, 2016 by Andrew Couts

Donald Trump wins West Virginia

An expected landslide victory for the presumptive nominee.

On May 10, 2016 by Aaron Sankin

The ‘SNL’ Church Lady sits down with Donald Trump

Please welcome the ‘tangerine tornado.’

On May 8, 2016 by Gabe Bergado

Wave goodbye to Ted Cruz with one last good meme: #WhereIsLyinTed

He had a good run.

On May 6, 2016 by Jay Hathaway

Donald Trump is now the presumptive Republican presidential nominee

The field is down to just one person.

On May 4, 2016 by Eric Geller

Now that Ted Cruz has some free time, we’d like to teach him about basketball

It’s a hoop, Ted.

On May 4, 2016 by Jesse Farrar

John Kasich ends 2016 presidential campaign

Another one bites the dust.

On May 4, 2016 by Patrick Howell O’Neill

CNN caption offers definitive proof that Ted Cruz is the Zodiac Killer

The full truth is within our grasp.

On May 4, 2016 by Gabe Bergado

Ted Cruz awkwardly hits wife in the face

Rough night for the Texas senator.

On May 4, 2016 by Josh Katzowitz

Ted Cruz ends 2016 presidential campaign

There will be only one.

On May 3, 2016 by Andrew Couts

Donald Trump wins Indiana Republican primary

The Hoosiers have spoken.

On May 3, 2016 by Aaron Sankin

Young women are unfollowing Hillary Clinton more than any other 2016 candidate

Who’s losing the social media election?

On May 2, 2016 by Aaron Sankin

Remix of Carly Fiorina’s nightmare lullaby is somehow even more terrifying

This will haunt your dreams.

On May 2, 2016 by Jay Hathaway