The simple way Donald Trump can prove that he doesn’t want to f**k his daughter
Why didn’t we think of this sooner?
On Aug 1, 2016 by Nayomi Reghay
Teen petitions Dublin Zoo to name baby gorilla Harambe Jr.
And Harambetta if it’s a girl.
On Jul 29, 2016 by Gabe Bergado
White House shuts down petition to name #BlackLivesMatter a terror group
As of publication, the petition has garnered over 140,000 signatures.
On Jul 18, 2016 by Alexandra Samuels
There’s more to the spicy boys petition than renaming fire ants
The internet once again faces creative property theft problems.
On Jul 3, 2016 by April Siese
There’s a hot new movement to rename fire ants ‘spicy boys’
Muy caliente.
On Jun 30, 2016 by April Siese
Taylor Swift and Paul McCartney sign petition for digital copyright reform
One hundred eighty artists are on board.
On Jun 20, 2016 by Christine Friar
Judge in Stanford rape case faces recall threats
The judge’s critics are calling him biased in favor of the rapist. Both are Stanford graduates.
On Jun 6, 2016 by Jason Reed, Lyz Lenz
Online petition demands #JusticeForHarambe, for parents to be held accountable
Organizers want the parents of the child who fell in the gorilla enclosure punished.
On May 30, 2016 by Jaya Saxena
One industrious fan is playing matchmaker for Thom Yorke and Björk
They could certainly make beautiful music together.
On May 12, 2016 by Josh Katzowitz
Watch this trans woman school us on what we should boycott instead of Target
Are Target stores really the biggest threat to women’s safety?
On May 10, 2016 by Mary Emily O’Hara
Petition demands creation of the Grand Old Potty, a separate bathroom for Republicans
Statistically, you’re more likely to be assaulted by a Republican than a transgender person.
On Apr 21, 2016 by Mary Emily O’Hara
Join us in signing the White House petition to get Obama high again
More like Commander-in-Chill, amirite?
On Apr 20, 2016 by Aaron Sankin
80,000-plus sign petition to release hate-crime victims jailed in Morocco
After a video of the attack surfaced online, the victims were arrested and jailed.
On Apr 13, 2016 by Mary Emily O’Hara
140,000-plus tell Airbnb to ditch Israeli listings in the West Bank
It’s, well, complicated.
On Mar 7, 2016 by Aaron Sankin
People want Fetty Wap to perform ‘Trap Queen’ at Nancy Reagan’s funeral
‘Married to the money, introduced her to my stove.’
On Mar 7, 2016 by Gabe Bergado
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