Nope

Women tear apart garbage advice on talking to women wearing headphones

Just don’t do it.

On Aug 30, 2016 by Jay Hathaway

Snake regurgitating entire antelope will make you lose your appetite

Turns out there’s a good reason.

On Aug 26, 2016 by Gabe Bergado

Heinz bottle offers recipe for ‘ketchup cake’—and some maniac actually made it

Wonders never cease.

On Aug 25, 2016 by Peter Bd

Adorable skunk family holds cyclist hostage at stinkpoint

Terrifying.

On Aug 17, 2016 by Gabe Bergado

Is this actually the worst webcomic ever published?

Many people are saying that this webcomic is bad.

On Aug 12, 2016 by Jay Hathaway

Walmart is making money off Banksy’s ‘Destroy Capitalism’ art

This does not compute.

On Aug 12, 2016 by Miles Klee

Sewage truck explosion floods Russian street with s**t

Talk about a nightmare.

On Aug 10, 2016 by Gabe Bergado

Boston Red Sox cancel David Ortiz bobblehead giveaway because, well, just see for yourself

What’s wrong with this thing?

On Aug 9, 2016 by Miles Klee

Oh good, an ancient strain of anthrax is back to kill us all

‘Bambi’ is only half the story.

On Aug 5, 2016 by Stephen Thomas

People are disgusted by the very idea of watermelon guacamole

This is blasphemy.

On Aug 3, 2016 by Gabe Bergado

Life-size Lego man with realistic skin is horrifying beyond words

Greetings from the bottom of the uncanny valley.

On Jul 27, 2016 by David Britton

Maine town is on the lookout for a giant, beaver-eating snake

It could be anywhere.

On Jul 1, 2016 by Miles Klee

Giant alligator casually strolls around Florida golf course

Just let him play through.

On May 31, 2016 by Gabe Bergado

Remix of Carly Fiorina’s nightmare lullaby is somehow even more terrifying

This will haunt your dreams.

On May 2, 2016 by Jay Hathaway

Can you stand to watch this guy hoverboard around the top of a skyscraper?

Kinda makes us want to barf.

On Apr 21, 2016 by Elijah Watson