George W. Bush didn’t trust himself to keep the CIA’s secrets
This is just like your roommate’s surprise birthday party, with slightly more “forced rectal rehydration.”
On Dec 9, 2014 by Aaron Sankin
George W. Bush finds the Eric Garner decision ‘hard to understand’
He’s not wrong.
On Dec 6, 2014 by Aaron Sankin
Turkeys pardoned by presidents: Where are they now?
An incomplete, inaccurate history of gobbles, grain, and American greatness.
On Nov 27, 2014 by Madeline Gobbo
George W. Bush says he doesn’t regret the Iraq War
“I think it was the right decision.”
On Nov 10, 2014 by Eric Geller
Sarah Palin’s Facebook foreign policy advice for Obama: ‘Win’
Easier said than done, perhaps?
On Sep 11, 2014 by Miles Klee
The Illuminati doesn’t run the world—but it does control the Internet
For a secret society, the Illuminati must have a great press agent, because they are everywhere these days.
On Aug 29, 2014 by Chris Osterndorf
George W. Bush hacker Guccifer pleads guilty
Hacker likely faces jail time for illegally accessing private messages of Romanian politicians.
On May 28, 2014 by Tim Sampson
George W. Bush ripped his paintings straight from Google
These are truly modern works, in every sense of the word.
On Apr 9, 2014 by Audra Schroeder
What is softcore porn doing on Dick Cheney’s website?
It’s likely that an intern was ritually sacrificed for forgetting to renew Dick’s hosting subscription.
On Apr 4, 2014 by Ned Donovan
Telecom CEO, now out of prison, has some choice words for the NSA
A businessman’s belief that he was the victim of a political prosecution gains traction in light of leaks.
On Oct 1, 2013 by Miles Klee
How the NSA used 9/11 to collect your telephone metadata
Just a month after the attacks of Sept. 11, 2001, the NSA began compiling vast amounts of Americans’ metadata—and it hasn’t stopped since.
On Jul 24, 2013 by Kevin Collier
Where U.S. presidents stand on Edward Snowden
Four of the five living American presidents have all weighed in on the NSA surveillance programs and whistleblower Edward Snowden. The disparity in their comments might surprise you.
On Jul 4, 2013 by Curt Hopkins
Hacker uncovers even more George W. Bush paintings
Tuck in your bib and get ready to feast on your own tears. George W. Bush is back and his paintings are horrifying!
On Mar 21, 2013 by Curt Hopkins
Hacker exposes George W. Bush’s amazing self-portraits
Six email accounts either belonging or related to the Bush family were hacked, revealing correspondance dated from 2009-2012.
On Feb 8, 2013 by [email protected]
Buzzed: Michael Jordan, Justin Bieber, and Mitt Romney
One wants more likes, one shouldn’t drink milk before a show, and one sat awkwardly with a former president at a golf tournament.
On Oct 1, 2012 by Jordan Valinsky
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