14 packages delivered by people with better s**t to do
It’s a thankless job—and it shows.
On Jul 28, 2016 by Miles Klee
Soccer goalie throws ball directly into his own net
Surely his teammates weren’t pleased.
On Jul 21, 2016 by Gabe Bergado
Donald Trump and running mate unveil their phallic new logo
This may not have been thought all the way through.
On Jul 15, 2016 by Jay Hathaway
America cringes as smiling George W. Bush dances at Dallas police memorial
Oh no.
On Jul 13, 2016 by Miles Klee
Trump supporters stole their favorite hashtag from the Mexican American Golf Association
Well, this is awkward.
On Jul 8, 2016 by Miles Klee
Mischa Barton calls police ‘pigs’ in woke Instagram of herself sipping wine on yacht
The former ‘The O.C.’ star is not taking this lightly.
On Jul 7, 2016 by Jay Hathaway
People.com has no idea who Michael Ian Black is, calls him ‘personal trainer’
When sarcastic Twitter bios go wrong.
On Jul 6, 2016 by Miles Klee
Bald eagle ghosts baseball game in true spirit of Independence Day
Byeeeeeee.
On Jul 5, 2016 by Gabe Bergado
Neil deGrasse Tyson is just making up dumb fantasy countries now
Neil, dude. Come on, man.
On Jun 30, 2016 by Jay Hathaway
Amsterdam police break down door to save a blow-up sex doll
She’s safe!
On Jun 30, 2016 by Gabe Bergado
12 brutal questions from the Internet that Steven Seagal won’t answer
The silence is deafening.
On May 6, 2016 by Miles Klee
Use these slightly more honest gold stars to celebrate your daily failures
We deserve these.
On Apr 8, 2016 by Nayomi Reghay
Extraordinarily drunk Scottish man gets into text argument with himself
No winners here.
On Apr 1, 2016 by Elijah Watson
Girl gets wrecked by sousaphone while attempting marching band selfie
She got a little too close.
On Mar 21, 2016 by Jay Hathaway
Girl couldn’t eat it any harder at start of disastrous track race
The danger of high school sports: embarrassment.
On Mar 21, 2016 by Gabe Bergado
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