Teslas are spontaneously combusting in Hurricane Helene’s wake
Teslas can catch fire if they are subsumed in saltwater.
On Sep 30, 2024 by Tricia Crimmins
Cards Against Humanity sues Elon Musk’s SpaceX: ‘Not on my 2024 bingo card’
The popular party game isn’t playing around here.
On Sep 23, 2024 by Mike Hadge
‘Weak and gay’ GOPer Valentina Gomez bemoans Cybertruck purchase after X demonetizes her account
‘Should have bought another Prius.’
On Sep 17, 2024 by Katherine Huggins
‘People will buy anything’: Shaq debuts his new customized Cybertruck, but not everyone’s onboard
‘First Cybertruck I’ve seen that actually has a good look to it.’
On Sep 16, 2024 by Alexandra Samuels
Elon Musk deletes Biden, Harris assassination joke, swears people laughed at it IRL
‘No one is even trying to assassinate Biden/Kamala’
On Sep 16, 2024 by Tricia Crimmins
Brazil’s X ban delivers devastating blow to online fan communities
Why does X’s ban in Brazil have people predicting the death of Stan Twitter?
On Sep 12, 2024 by Kira Deshler
Taylor Swift’s endorsement of Harris prompts Elon Musk’s ‘creepiest post of all time’
‘I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life.’
On Sep 11, 2024 by Mikael Thalen
Viral video claims Kamala Harris promised to shut down X—there’s just one problem
Will Kamala Harris shut down X if she becomes the next president? If you ask conspiracy theorists, they’ll undoubtedly tell you ‘yes.’
On Sep 10, 2024 by Mikael Thalen
Does Elon Musk have a robot girlfriend?
Elon Musk doesn’t really have an AI-powered girlfriend.
On Aug 31, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Elon Musk’s new favorite news source is a self-described Aryan who is ‘very impressed’ by the Holocaust
‘Elon doesn’t just occasionally reply to Nazis, he’s literally a Nazi’s reply guy.’
On Aug 29, 2024 by Mikael Thalen
Elon Musk fanboys instantly use Grok’s new image generator to whip up compromising Taylor Swift pics
Images include Swift with an AR-15 rifle and kissing former President Donald Trump.
On Aug 15, 2024 by Mikael Thalen
Truth Social’s stock sank after Trump’s Musk interview on X—and backers fume he ‘screwed’ them
The stock dropped another 10% yesterday after a 40% tumble over the past week.
On Aug 13, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Trump’s slurring lisp completely overshadowed his big X interview with Musk
‘Sufferin succotash! Sounds like Trump has a major lisp.’
On Aug 13, 2024 by Mikael Thalen
‘Big DeSantis energy’: Elon Musk’s big X interview with Trump was another abject failure
Musk blamed an attack on the site.
On Aug 12, 2024 by David Covucci
Elon Musk’s daughter flames him as ‘serial adulterer’ over newfound family man image
Musk said because Wilson is trans, it is like she died.
On Aug 6, 2024 by Tricia Crimmins
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