‘Going to steal that line’: JD Vance loves Theo Von’s take on how fentanyl ruined cocaine
‘Theo is the best on the planet at making very accurate grim observations but doing so in a hilarious manner.’
On Oct 23, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘Carnival is not playing with y’all’: Cruise passenger warns against bringing drugs onboard after this new protocol
‘Exactly one of the reasons why I’m not going on Carnival.’
On Aug 24, 2024 by Jack Alban
‘Saying the quiet part out loud’: Trump fans think Biden team just admitted president will be on drugs at the debate
‘Watch his pupils… they will be dilated to the max.’
On Jun 25, 2024 by Mikael Thalen
‘That’s gonna raise some red flags’: Expert issues warning to people who drink water to cheat substance tests
‘The amount of patients we have give us water.. COLD WATER.’
On Jun 22, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘It’s probably fun! Just so many vitamins!’: Customer warns to check drink labels after accidentally purchasing ‘gas station crack’
‘This is actually the best ad you could’ve made for this.’
On Mar 21, 2024 by Braden Bjella
‘Take appropriate action’: Trump revives feud with Prince Harry by hinting he could deport him if elected
Conservatives want to know whether Prince Harry lied about his past drug use on his visa application.
On Mar 19, 2024 by Katherine Huggins
‘To work at a CAR DEALERSHIP?!’: Job-hunter goes in for pre-employment drug test. It leaves her with a bald spot
‘No job is good enough to make me do this.’
On Feb 1, 2024 by Braden Bjella
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