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20 Texans being total jerks about Winter Storm Nemo

Here in New York, my window is developing a nice coat of sleet and snow. We’ll be stuck inside all weekend. It’s nice of the entire city of Austin to remind me how warm and sunny it is there.

Cooper Fleishman

Updated on June 2 2021 1:35 am CDT

Here in New York, my window is developing a coat of ice so grimy I can’t even see the sleet outside.

People are already trawling Craigslist for winter storm sex and ruining their fancy clothes in blizzard photo shoots. I don’t know which is worse: all these terrible Nemo puns or the entire city of Austin, Texas, reminding me and the rest of Twitter how warm and sunny it is over there.

At least we’ve got full movies on YouTube.

Photos via Mootown/Flickr, Tumblr. Thanks to Fidel and Jordan. I don’t really think you’re jerks.

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Cooper Fleishman

A former assigning editor for the Daily Dot, Cooper Fleishman’s work focused on the web culture and niche internet communities. He joined Mic as a senior editor in 2015. His work has been published by HyperVocal and the Good Men Project, and he previously copyedited for Rolling Stone, Men’s Journal, and Us Weekly.