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‘Something quirky to insert’: What’s up with Colleen Hoover’s obsession with marine-grade polymer?

The bestselling author really, really likes one particular synthetic material for some reason.

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Are you a Colleen Hoover reader? If not, she’s a young adult romance fiction novelist best known for 2016’s It Ends with Us.

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Does that title sound particularly familiar at this exact moment in history? That’s because it’s just been turned into a film starring Blake Lively and there’s speculation that there has been some drama since the press tour launched. Oh, Hoover also sells a whole lotta books, with 28.9 million sold to date. (Those are some Mr. Popper’s Penguins numbers right there.)

If you are a Colleen Hoover reader, you may have noticed a recurring theme in her novels. No, I’m not talking about longing or self-actualization or trauma-breaking. I speak, naturally, of marine-grade polymer. 

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Why are people talking about marine-grade polymer and the book?

Okay, so if your profession does not involve deck furniture, it helps for context here to know that marine-grade polymer is the base for a lot of outdoor chairs, benches, etc. It’s meant to survive the elements and last a long time, hence its wide use is the item. You might be thinking, wow he sure is talking a lot about marine-grade polymer right now. Friend, I ain’t got nothing on Colleen Hoover in that department.  

Lately, on the internet, a reader of Hoover’s It Ends with Us cited her strange, repeated references to marine-grade polymer. There’s something going on here. Take a look: 

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It’s clearly not just a fluke.

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Social media reacts to marine-grade polymer

The discovery has led to some very amusing reactions and speculation about what the deal is with this. It also has readers intrigued. 

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https://twitter.com/happyhappywho/status/1821895571910590526
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https://twitter.com/onionpal/status/1821954970863739297
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https://twitter.com/coffeeteanxiety/status/1821919311432446193
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https://twitter.com/_ShamGod/status/1821875013063962960
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Hey, whatever gets people reading books in this day and age. So, well done, Hoover. May all your future polymer be marine-grade.


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