Hello fellow web crawlers! Andrew here.Ā Welcome to todayās edition of web_crawlr.Ā
OurĀ top storiesĀ this Friday are about: Trump fans freaking out because a Gen Z person at his rally was mewing (which theyĀ thought was actually an assassination conspiracy), why the internet is mad at hackersĀ who carried a DDoS attack against the Internet Archive, an explainer of theĀ Smiling Dolphin meme, and a viral video where a Trader Joeās customerĀ found something unusual in their cheese sticks.Ā
After that, the trending team has got their pick for āMain Character of the Weekā for you.Ā
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ā” Today in Internet Culture
š¤ CONSPIRACY
Trump fans freak over Gen Z MAGA mewing at his rally: āLook into this NOWā
Many thought aĀ Trump fan āmewingā at his rallyĀ wasĀ actually an assassination conspiracy.Ā [Editorās Note: Readers of web_crawlr would know exactlyĀ what mewing is.]Ā
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š„ļø HACKING
Internet Archive under siege as data breach revealed amid DDoS attack
AĀ hacking group stirred outrage onlineĀ for carrying out aĀ distributed denial-of-service (DDoS) attackĀ against the Internet Archive.
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š¬ MEMES
The Smiling Dolphin meme is actually a porpoise and heās tired
TheĀ Smiling Dolphin memeĀ features a photo of a Yangtze finless porpoise with a slight smile andĀ is used to express awkwardness or frustration.
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š¤¢ GROSS
āItās inevitable.. people still make the cheeseā: Trader Joeās customer buys the cheese sticks. Then they notice something unusual about them
When youāre eating,Ā discovering an unadvertised inclusion in your foodĀ can be aĀ particularly distressing event.Ā
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šøļø Crawling the Web
Here is what else is happening across the ānet.
š« Imagine enjoying aĀ chocolate barāandĀ something on it *moves.*
š AnĀ Amazon driverĀ is inĀ disbeliefĀ and considering a new profession after she gotĀ assigned a truck with a broken keyĀ and wasĀ instructed to start it using a pair of pliers.
š¹ļø ThisĀ Target customerĀ says aĀ secret shopper kicked him out of the storeĀ forĀ testing a toy.
šļø A customer hasĀ gone viralĀ afterĀ exposing the āhidden costā of ordering DoorDash deliveryĀ via restaurant apps.
š„ Olive Gardenās saladĀ isĀ so iconicĀ that itĀ rivals the chainās breadsticks in infamy.
š AĀ Dominoās customerĀ receivedĀ a pizza that had no sauceĀ on it. Workers thenĀ refused to make new one.
ā°ļø From theĀ Daily Dot archive:Ā Is your kidĀ attending funeralsĀ on Roblox?
š¤³ Todayās Viral Video
Aubrey Plaza and Patti LuPone as roommates? Thatās the reality show we deserve. āØ