Dotted Lines: An honest “Indiana Jones 4” trailer

Every evening, the Daily Dot delivers a selection of links worth clicking from around the Web, along with the day’s must-see image or video. We call it Dotted Lines.

• 5 fictional companies owned by Microsoft.
• 10 YouTubers guaranteed to go viral in 2013.
• An Internet myth debunked: James Madison didn’t really propose appointing a “secretary of beer.”
• A teddy bear meme is making the leap from the Internet to the big screen.
• Ouch: The Cleveland Cavaliers introduce a “Manti Te’o Kiss Cam.”
• Screen Junkies give the “honest trailer” treatment to one of the worst big-budget duds of the past decade, Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull:

• Watch the trailer for The Elder Scrolls Online, the multiplayer followup to Bethesda’s critically acclaimed The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim.
• 5 easy Instagram tips from a professional food photographer (because you know you need them).
• Skiing skill levels hilariously explained by the folks at I Love Charts.