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Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here.Ā Welcome to todayā€™s edition of web_crawlr.Ā 

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Todayā€™sĀ top storiesĀ are about: aĀ scatological conspiracyĀ about Biden that just wonā€™t go away, a Bank of America customer whoĀ lost a great deal of money, the backlash againstĀ Call of Dutyā€™s Pride Month celebration, and the FBI finally getting around to investigating a nefarious corporate landlord thatā€™sĀ long been the subject of rentersā€™ ire.Ā 

After that, Mikaelā€™s got a ā€œOne Dumb Conspiracyā€ column for you.

Until next time,

ā€” K.D.

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āš” Today in Internet Culture

šŸ’© POLITICAL SH!TPOSTING
Conservatives are once again fighting over whether Biden pooped his pants

Video of the president in France isĀ being cited as evidenceĀ of the unintended defecation.

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šŸ’µ BANKING NIGHTMARE
ā€˜Iā€™m terrifiedā€™: Bank of America customer says $11,000 were stolen from herā€”and bank workers were in on it

ā€œBank of America has stolen over $11,000 from us,ā€Ā says a woman on TikTok. ā€œAnd yes, Iā€™m talking about the actual employees who work at Bank of America.ā€

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šŸ³ļøā€āš§ļø PRIDE MONTH BACKLASH
Call of Duty Pride flag bullets spark uproar from those pushing fake trans mass shooter panic

The gameĀ introduced LGBTQ-themed weapon skinsĀ in honor of Pride month.

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šŸ  CORPORATE EVIL
A corporate landlord was raided by the FBI in a rent-fixing investigationā€”but renters online long fostered complaints

Posters onlineĀ sounded the alarm bell for yearsĀ against companies currently involved in civil suits.

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šŸ” One Dumb ConspiracyĀ 

ByĀ Mikael Thalen
Staff Reporter

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No, secrets about Diddy were not spilled by an ā€˜undercover FBI agentā€™

In each edition of web_crawlr we have exclusive original content every day. On Mondays our Tech Reporter Mikael Thalen debunks the most wild conspiracy theories swirling around the web in his ā€œOne Dumb Conspiracyā€ column. If you want to read columns like this before everyone else,Ā subscribe to web_crawlrĀ to get your daily scoop of internet culture delivered straight to your inbox.

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šŸ•øļø Crawling the Web

Here is what else is happening across the ā€˜net.

šŸš˜ AĀ mechanicĀ showed users how toĀ change their own brakesĀ in a viral video. ButĀ is it worth it to do at home?

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šŸ›’ ThisĀ Costco shopperā€™s ā€œhackā€ to beat shrinkflationĀ divided her viewers.

šŸ’³ AnĀ outraged T.J. Maxx customerĀ took to TikTok after claiming to have beenĀ tricked into purchasing the store credit card.

šŸ½ļø Chiliā€™sĀ hasĀ done it again: Seated a table after they placed an orderĀ only to tell them that there wasnā€™t any available silverware.

šŸŖ‘Ā ThisĀ ex-Barnes and Noble workerĀ got a lot of attention online after she revealed theĀ real reason the store took away the big comfy chairs.Ā 

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šŸ„© AĀ Subway employeeā€™s post showingĀ how the restaurant prepares its steakĀ isnā€™t just going viralā€”itā€™sĀ apparently making some people gag.

šŸ“ŗ From theĀ Daily Dot archive:Ā What happens whenĀ your favorite TV show gets canceled?Ā 


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