Hello fellow web crawlers! Kira here.Ā Welcome to todayās edition of web_crawlr.Ā
TodayāsĀ top storiesĀ are about: a door-to-door salesmanĀ trapped in the perfect stormĀ (literally) of climate change and late-stage capitalism, the internetāsĀ rejection of an NYPD videoĀ about student protests,Ā Mitch McConnell getting dunked onĀ for his comments about the election, and a dispatch from the AI revolutionĀ via a Wendyās drive-thru.Ā
After that, check out MikaelāsĀ āOne Dumb ConspiracyāĀ column.Ā
Until next time,
ā K.D.
ā” Today in internet culture
šŖļø TO WORK OR NOT TO WORK, THAT IS THE QUESTION
āGo home!ā: Woman calls out Vivint salesman for coming to her door during tornado (updated)
āWas he selling tornado insurance??āĀ one user asked in the comments.Ā
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š DIGITAL DISSENT
āIs this a joke?ā: NYPD video about ārestoring orderā on college campuses panned onlineĀ
āThis is so gross. Something I would expect to see from a banana republic or third world dictatorship,ā an X user responded.
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š POLITICAL PILE-ON
āWhat a pathetic cop-outā: Mitch McConnell ruthlessly mocked after claiming he has little influence over outcome of 2024 election
McConnell alsoĀ reiterated his endorsement of Trump.
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š¤ HUMANS VS ROBOTS
āAt least itās polite and friendly. Iāll take it!ā: Viewers split after Wendyās customer gives order to AI worker
āDammm that AI took someoneās job at Wendyās,āĀ one user pointed out in the comments.Ā
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š One Dumb ConspiracyĀ
ByĀ Mikael Thalen
Staff Reporter
Does this photo show P. Diddy, Trump, and Epstein with young women?
In each edition of web_crawlr we have exclusive original content every day. On Mondays our Tech Reporter Mikael Thalen debunks the most wild conspiracy theories swirling around the web in his āOne Dumb Conspiracyā column. If you want to read columns like this before everyone else,Ā subscribe to web_crawlrĀ to get your daily scoop of internet culture delivered straight to your inbox.
šøļø Crawling the web
Here is what else is happening across the ānet.
š Chick-fil-AĀ announced that aĀ new, seasonal itemĀ would be finding its way to the chainās menu:Ā Cherry Berry drinks. ButĀ people are accusing the chain of false advertising.Ā
š AĀ Target workerĀ posted a viral video saying sheĀ was forced to close the store by herself after herĀ manager left mid-shift.
š ThisĀ VolvoĀ driver has gone viral on TikTok after claiming that his car is āthe safest car in the world,āĀ sparking a debate in the comments.
āļø People areĀ very interested in this viral videoĀ where a womanĀ shared how she paid just $21 to go to AustraliaĀ and other trips overseas.
š„ AĀ well-known bartenderĀ on TikTik postedĀ how to make a ārealā Manhattan cocktail. ViewersĀ say he got the recipe wrong.
š„« This TikTokerāsĀ roundup of new food items available at WalmartĀ has viewersĀ excited for one thingĀ in particularāa dupe of Raising Caneās famous sauce.
šŗ From theĀ Daily Dot archive:Ā WhatĀ do users actually wantĀ from streaming services?Ā
š Question of the Day
Everyoneās got opinions, andĀ we want to know yours. JustĀ click a button belowĀ to answer the question, and tomorrowĀ we will let you knowĀ how fellow web crawlers like you answered.Ā
WOULD YOU RATHER ORDER FOOD FROM A HUMANĀ ORĀ AN AI KIOSK?
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š Before you go
There once was a time when theĀ Chipotle burrito bowlĀ wasĀ widely regardedĀ as an efficient and high-value meal for folks on the go.
Now, many everyday customersĀ complain about smaller portion sizes at higher prices. Some also suspect there is aĀ difference between bowls ordered online vs. those made in-storeĀ under the watchful eye of the customer, separated by mere plexiglass.
One TikToker says sheĀ believes she found a way to ensure she receives a full bowlĀ from Chipotle when ordering onlineāby putting her boyfriendās name on it.
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