Imagine, if you will, a tiny peninsula nation with nothing but ocean and ice to its north and west. A nation called Scotland, whose residents speak a dialect incomprehensible to the modern world.
Here, dogs aren’t only their owners’ best friends; they also have learned to carry in groceries. They are happy to do this, and they don’t pause to consider even once that if they were to stop and tear that plastic asunder, they’d have a feast.
You don’t want me to keep typing. You want to see this video of this pup happily carrying in her owner’s groceries. You want to see this dog’s sister, who has not learned this trick, adorably padding alongside her, unaware that the praise effused in her owner’s bizarre tongue is aimed elsewhere.
The dog’s name, according to the title of this video, is Millie.
Photo by Matthew Roth/Flickr
