Prankster trolls Target with Black Friday deals too good to be true

Mischievous artist Jeff Wysaki lives to troll retailers, posting everything from absurd directions on fruit selection to revised product descriptions to fake Halloween costumes.

All of which is to say that Black Friday is basically his Christmas. And, true to form, Wysaki rolled out some amazing material for the consumerist “holiday,” touting cheap bar mitzvah invites and free falcons galore.

If I were you, I’d start camping out in the Target parking lot now.

H/T Mashable | Photo via Obvious Plant/Tumblr