A letter from a high-school aged Judge Brett Kavanaugh has surfaced, detailing plans for Beach Week celebrations, according to the New York Times.
Written on what looks to be college-ruled loose leaf paper, the letter discusses the lease for the Ocean City, Maryland condominium Kavanaugh and his high school crew had rented for the post-graduation week of partying.
The letter starts out listing the loose ends that need tying before the festivities; the remaining money owed on the rental, details for securing the lease, even a reminder that the revelers must bring their own sheets and towels.
Then comes the good stuff.
“I think we are unanimous that any girls we can get to stay there are welcomed with open…Anyway,” an ellipsis leaving what exactly is “open” up to the imagination.
“The danger of eviction is great,” young Kavanaugh reminded his friends, “and that would suck because of the money and because this week has great potential. (Interpret as wish).”
Beach Week, or Senior Week, is a longstanding tradition for East Coast high school and college students. Recent high school and college graduates head to the coast for a week of partying, often involving illegal behavior like underage drinking and drug use, or even worse.
The postscript of the letter says that someone in the group should “warn the neighbors that we’re loud, obnoxious drunks with prolific pukers among us. Advise them to go about 30 miles…”
The final part of the letter goes against what Kavanaugh has said about his drinking and the effect it had on his body. During last Thursday’s hearings, Kavanaugh said that he sometimes threw up due to having a weak stomach.
Predictably, Twitter users ran with news of the letter’s release.
Corroboration and multiple women with the same accusation. Oh and Kavanaugh’s HS letter signed FFFFF Bart the obnoxious puking drunk planning beach week. Any parent of a teenager can see he’s defiant, rude and lying his ass off:
— Design Dreamer (@DesignDreamer1) October 3, 2018
Yup.
— C B Miller (@sisboombahbah) October 3, 2018
UB40
Beach Week
July 1
“Bart” Kavanaugh
FFFFF
Everyday we learn more & more about Bret’s complete douchy-ness.
Brett Kavanaugh is Jonah Hills creepy ass character in Superbad and that “Beach Week” letter proved that. That’s why I was cringing so hard when I was watching that movie. These dudes’ weak ass plots to get laid are set-ups for our assaults.
— SheaButterEntrepreneur💅🏿 (@pettymogul) October 3, 2018
Bart (Brett) Kavanaugh’s 1983 letter offers inside look at High School Clique: He mis-represented himself while in high school. He tells his friends about beach week “Warn the neighbors that we’re loud, obnoxious drunks with prolific pukers among us. Advise them to go 30 miles.”
— Dora Alvarez (@DoraAlv66955247) October 3, 2018
https://twitter.com/FernL2004/status/1047480433385115652
In an unexpected promotional move–designed to curry further favor among young white males of privilege for the Kavanaugh nomination–Trump has announced #BeachWeek to replace #InfrastructureWeek.
— Eclecticity (@twistopherrobin) October 3, 2018
https://twitter.com/jameshohmann/status/1047493264587333632
The letter is even signed “Bart,” Kavanaugh’s nickname, and the name his friend Mark Judge used for his friend and drinking buddy in his memoir. In his testimony, Kavanaugh denied he was the “Bart” in question.