When Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh said he would hand over calendars he kept while in high school, the internet didn’t think it was a sound defense amid allegations that he sexually assaulted a teenage girl.
Now that the calendars have been released, Twitter users are joking about a number of references made within them: from Kavanaugh’s numerous lifting days to a mysterious person named Dr. Strawberry and his going to see Grease II in theaters.
Numerous people wanted to know who “Dr. Strawberry” was, referenced in a calendar entry from July 1982.
I call bullshit on there being a Dr. Strawberry. They made that name up pic.twitter.com/3DE5gdeu3M
— Cpt. Autism (@CptAutism) September 26, 2018
“your dentist’s name is Krentist?” pic.twitter.com/VUySj9Z7dl
— Washington Post Universe Guy (@davejorgenson) September 26, 2018
Curious if he met with Count Chochula and BooBerry along with Dr. Strawberry on the 8th
— DC Chicagoan (@DC_Chicagoan) September 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/ENPancotti/status/1044943128002777090
Inquiring minds want to know… who the hell is Dr. Strawberry!?
— Minister of Medium Green-Machine Building (@Alexsearlesy) September 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/joanesh/status/1044947307974651904
Other people spotted an August 1982 entry that reads “stay at Bernie’s at beach,” immediately bringing up connections to Weekend at Bernie’s.
https://twitter.com/DustinGiebel/status/1044935583322312706
https://twitter.com/insomniapays/status/1044950283233693697
https://twitter.com/matthewlysne/status/1044937198997389313
BREAKING: #Kavanaugh spent the weekend at Bernie’s in August 1982!
— Victor Marques 🇺🇸🧢 (@ThoughtSceptic) September 26, 2018
Proof below (highlighted in red)!
Did he know Bernie was dead, & if so, when did he know it? 🤣#SCOTUS #KavanaughHearings #KavanaughConfirmation pic.twitter.com/y6KXuASBYj
Kavanaugh’s calendar reveals…he pulled a Weekend at Bernie’s?! pic.twitter.com/BkBYnA6eAe
— Betty F*ckin’ White (@BettyFckinWhite) September 26, 2018
Kavanaugh’s choice of what movies to see during the summer of 1982 was also questioned, specifically his note about seeing Grease II.
https://twitter.com/seanagnew/status/1044921768908066816
https://twitter.com/Sari_W/status/1044943832742285312
Nikki lucked out in the end. Didn’t have to see Grease 2. pic.twitter.com/wBykctZj6D
— Washington Post Universe Guy (@davejorgenson) September 26, 2018
https://twitter.com/Sari_W/status/1044943832742285312
https://twitter.com/hamms317/status/1044952926454779907
Other’s were surprised how much “lift” was written in Kavanaugh’s calendar.
https://twitter.com/NYCPERISCOPE/status/1044936515132911617
And, of course, people noticed that the now-Supreme Court nominee recorded when he was grounded, which seemed odd.
https://twitter.com/joshgreenman/status/1044943938950451200
https://twitter.com/PaoloAccomando/status/1044946741622165504
https://twitter.com/MutinyCo/status/1044947865007730694
The calendar is expected to be a piece of evidence examined by the Senate Judiciary Committee during a hearing that is expected to happen this week where Dr. Christine Blasey Ford will testify about her accusations against the nominee.
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