These days it’s become particularly difficult to know just which white people you can trust.
That’s not to say that there aren’t any great white people—take Ricky John Best and Taliesin Myrddin Namkai Meche, who were killed by a white supremacist last month when they attempted to stop him from verbally attacking two teen Muslim girls, and Micah David-Cole Fletcher, who survived the attempted murder. But that doesn’t take away from the fact that there are some folks, like the Bernie Sanders-supporting white-supremacist murderer guy, who you should best look out for.
Cue these handy dandy Twitter memes from the mind of one LaShon Washington, a Particularly Hilarious tweeter who brings up a very good point: Despite growing xenophobia and reported hate crimes against Muslims, we may want to be a tad more concerned with these certain brands of alt-right-leaning and “liberal”-claiming white people.
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871765825316831232
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871765997669068801
First, we have the white person who most certainly will never be held accountable for anything he says or does because he’s got money:
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871766185905242112
Then, the inexplicably racist white person:
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871766403094724608
The white person who’s without a doubt a congressman:
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871766538038108161
The white person who you might not be too comfortable around if left by yourselves:
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871767257055023105
A triple-hitter of any vaguely liberal white person who claims they’re all for (some type of) equality, but won’t walk the walk, or thinks race has little to do with politics.
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871767573217501188
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871768033039011840
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871768191558574080
The extremely patriotic white person who is still very, very racist:
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871769025226825728
The obsessively Christian white person who says that life is precious and all lives matter, expect when it comes to anyone who doesn’t look like them:
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871769322368114688
And then the white people who face prejudice themselves, but thinks that means they can’t be racist because of it:
https://twitter.com/brownlashon/status/871818042728108032
And while Washington didn’t create this last little ditty, we also have the stock Tomi Lahren:
https://twitter.com/katiebssett/status/871807959642386432
Sure, yes, those weren’t 38 different memes, but at least these “new” classifications will come in handy.
i’d say there’s a solid 50 Pokémon types of white folks to avoid. 38 is a conservative estimate
— Micah James Ballard (@micahjballard) June 5, 2017
Thanks for updating my whypepo pokédeck
— Bots and Trolls! Bots and Trolls! (@Gojiritas_1) June 5, 2017
Washington did not immediately respond to Daily Dot’s request for comment.
