South By Southwest is enjoying its opening weekend, with seemingly endless shows, films, and other events. But what to do when you’re not learning about “disrupting Wall Street” or “better living through Minecraft?” Luckily, there are dozens of people on Craigslist to connect with if you’re looking for erotic encounters in your spare time.
There are a number of glory holes available, as long as you’re the discrete type.
This girl is looking for some fun, as long as you’re white.
She should probably call this guy, who is white and looking for some female housemates to “trade favors” with. Hopefully she doesn’t mind that he’s married.
Quite a few people are also looking for threesomes, whether it’s their first time or they’re seasoned pros.
Even some of SXSW’s performers are getting in on the action.
Of course, no SXSW would be complete without some role play. If you’re curious about erotic wrestling, don’t worry, “you don’t have to be a wrestler to respond, but some experience required.”
If any of these work out, you may have just found yourself a date to the Google Cardboard party.
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