According to Twitter analytics, “Dads were talked about on Twitter 143 million times in the past year” and “7.5 million Twitter accounts use the word ‘dad’ or ‘father’ in their Twitter bio,” showing dudes don’t mind, are proud even, to identify as fathers.
So it seems the tides have turned: Even though dads insist on wearing flip-flops, being a dad is actually pretty hip.
In honor of Father’s Day, we rounded up the best tweets about dads, tweets for dads, and tweets that just encapsulate the peak of all dadness. Read them and enjoy, or perhaps read them out loud to your father as he nods and says, “These sound like very reasonable and smart individuals.”
Tweets about fatherhood
https://twitter.com/MDMRN/status/720068010845859841
https://twitter.com/johnmaroldojr/status/743495258659557380
https://twitter.com/CMBuddle/status/726776311935553540
FYI: if my youngest child tells you she’s going to “tickle you with [her] feet”, she’s just going to kick you. #dadtweets
— Tim #blacklivesmatter #wearamask Senft (@bozamozam) March 29, 2016
https://twitter.com/gabrielroth/status/741462434381242368
At least once a week I get half way to work and realize I am still listening to Veggie Tales. #dadtweets
— zack pund (@zackpund) May 4, 2016
As a kid, I prayed for rain so I could skimboard on my local golf course. Now I pray for rain so I can turn off my sprinklers. #dadtweets
— Kyle Hyams (@kylehyams) May 20, 2016
https://twitter.com/saladinahmed/status/743249544213716992
If you’re a guy & enjoy turning off lights in the house, over & over again, you will be a great dad. #dadtweets
— Semil (@semil) April 16, 2016
It’s 7:30 am and I’m debating the merits of which socks go best with pink kitty pants #dadtweets
— tim (@timatlast) January 26, 2016
https://twitter.com/p2wy/status/718880460135395329
https://twitter.com/kabluee926/status/706878740752683008
My 3yr old daughter is having a meltdown because the toy in the front seat isn’t wearing a seatbelt. #DadTweets pic.twitter.com/xoFUMCLDAK
— x-Bumblebee tuna (@sstrumy) May 9, 2016
https://twitter.com/DarrellHumphrey/status/732576136824295424
With great power comes great buyer’s remorse. pic.twitter.com/Gvx3fQyuCx
— HowToBeADad (@HowToBeADad) June 15, 2016
https://twitter.com/HalpernAlex/status/738498415521202176
https://twitter.com/Rumaan/status/729319880009392128
[assembles an IKEA bookshelf]
— James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn (@XplodingUnicorn) May 19, 2016
Me: What do you think?
6-year-old: You did your best.
Tweets about dads
https://twitter.com/_beatricek/status/519971971875221504
doc: “your dad’s been in a coma for 9 days, we’re running out of ideas”
— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) July 13, 2015
me: “let me try” [goes to adjust thermostat]
dad: [opens one eye]
https://twitter.com/AveriEisaman/status/724079897853878272
[gun goes off]
— rusty bustum (@gojarbe) September 5, 2015
[every runner pretends to be wounded, then laughs and starts the race]
ANNOUNCER: and the annual Dad 5k is underway
My dad talking about his cough: “if I were any more flemish, I’d have to move to Belgium” #dadjokes
— lemon to a knife fight (@missmaryjmac) May 23, 2016
https://twitter.com/jayasax/status/718223911910039557
Peak dad jokes
https://twitter.com/elongreen/status/739647933814079500
I stepped on a corn flake. Now I’m a cereal killer. #dadjokes
— Ryan “Fluff” Bruce (@RiffsAndBeards) June 10, 2016
https://twitter.com/gabrielroth/status/740963407067807744
Me: Hey, where’s the Frozen movie?
— Valerie Torres-Rosario (@valerietr47) June 2, 2016
Dad: In the freezer.#DadJokes #MyFatherIsTheDadJokeGoldStandard
https://twitter.com/teenagepuppy/status/735937042190761984
Ain’t no party like a legalese party
— Judge Don Willett (@JusticeWillett) May 28, 2016
‘Cause a legalese party don’t estop.pic.twitter.com/ENAJUxpntX
Wanna hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tear-able. #dadjokes
— Ryan “Fluff” Bruce (@RiffsAndBeards) May 30, 2016
https://twitter.com/Gigi_B_Awsome/status/737434137355681792
https://twitter.com/gabrielroth/status/698585026808672257
