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23 punny Halloween costumes that are a total scream

Bad puns and weird inanimate objects galore!

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Marisa Losciale

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Halloween isn’t just the time for screams. It’s also an opportunity to laugh! This is where punny Halloween costumes come in.

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You could be a skeleton that’s “bad to the bone,” a ghost that will make people laugh ’till they are “coffin,” or a wolf that will get everyone “howling.”

Here, we’ve included a mixture of ridiculous and punny Halloween costumes you can buy on the Internet. You’re guaranteed a gourd Halloween with these!

1) Is that you, Violet Beauregarde?

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Want to stop people from eating all the candy at the Halloween party? Wear this costume, which serves as a cautionary tale of a person’s sweet tooth getting the better of them.

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2) A literal masterpiece.

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Price: $46+

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3) Only you can dress up like Smokey the Bear.
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If you really want to ensure that people understand your costume, add a fake cigarette as an accessory.

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4) You look flushed.

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Make the party a two-drink maximum to avoid someone confusing you for an actual toilet.

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5) Why, just, why?

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Price: $32+

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6) If you’re one for puns, this Bigfoot costume may suit you.

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Price: $44+

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Related: 17 Best and Easy Group Halloween Costumes

7) Halloween isn’t complete without a full moon. 

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We can only imagine that the wolves were howling loudly at this sight.

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8) Sweet dreams are made of these. 

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9) This is just nuts.

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10) Simple yet creepy.

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11) Got milk?

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12) Velociraptor? Haven’t heard that name in AGES!

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For extra giggles, attach a microphone and prepare some raps, so you can be a true velociraptor. 

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13) Homeward bound (I wish I was).

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To make this costume extra punny, add a telephone so you can “phone home.”

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14) Splish, splash, I was taking a bath…then somehow ended up at a Halloween party?

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15) Geoffrey the giraffe deserves better than this!

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16) I suppose Halloween could also be a time for patriotism.

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17) You good, bud?

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Price: $38+

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18) Lather up the laughs as a loofah. 

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19) 50% horse, 50% man, 100% ridiculous.

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20) Your friends will have a ball with this interactive costume.

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Just don’t be surprised if you get pelted by your friends “by accident.”

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21) The crappiest costume ever.

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22) This beer keg costume actually dispenses the beverage of your choice.

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This costume is just brew-tiful.

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23) Who’s a good boy?!

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Price: $23+

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BONUS: Haunt your own house for Halloween

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