Marlon Ettinger
Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture.
Suspended X users have found a cheat code that tricks Musk into restoring their accounts
Musk really wants to fight the ‘woke mind virus.’
On Jun 20, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Right-wingers embrace White House ‘cheap fakes’ insult—share the worst clips of Biden they can find
The White House accused the media of pushing a narrative that Biden is feeble and confused.
On Jun 18, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Furious fake fence rumor prompts fear Supreme Court will rule against Trump on immunity
No fences went up.
Tesla rejected a new anti-harassment policy days before Elon Musk sued for sexual harassment at SpaceX
Musk’s companies have been beset by complaints.
On Jun 17, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Cybertruck owners discover one-piece windshield wiper design has one insurmountable foe: Rain
The windshield wiper motors are reportedly burning out.
‘Something doesn’t add up’: Trump’s appearance on Logan Paul’s podcast revives height question
Logan Paul looked taller than the former president.
On Jun 13, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Jake Paul hypes upcoming Trump appearance on brother Logan’s podcast with Fox News hit
Are the Paul brothers pivoting to Trump?
Elon Musk’s move to make X likes private spurs requiem for Ted Cruz’s infamous 9/11 blunder
An iconic internet moment will never be able to happen again.
On Jun 12, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Memers push for ‘Free Hunter Biden’ walkout this Friday
Others proposed a general strike.
Cybertrucks still can’t recognize other Cybertrucks—4 years after Musk promised they would
The Cybertruck showed up as a sedan.
Hunter Biden’s biggest haters are suddenly annoyed he was convicted on gun charges
Be careful what you wish for.
On Jun 11, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘I wouldn’t call this celebrating the community’: Investment firm’s LGBTQ tribute trolled after exec filmed punching Pride attendee
The post racked up wry responses.
On Jun 10, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
TikToker spins elaborate tow truck-Tesla conspiracy after car crashes into his house
But it may not be entirely true.
MrBeast wannabe running gag campaign accidentally wins seat in EU Parliament
Fidias Panayiotou has 2.5 million followers.
Devin Nunes demands Congress, Nasdaq investigate short sellers wrecking Trump media stock
But passionate Trump stock owners don’t think it’s enough.
On Jun 6, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
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