Marlon Ettinger
Marlon Ettinger writes about politics, crime, and culture.
‘Juicy burger’ is a ‘perfect meal’—but who is advertising that on X… and why?
It’s not selling burgers, just advertising about them.
On Feb 14, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
GitLab’s internal Zoom meetings rack up views on YouTube—as people found the perfect way to fake working
The videos have hundreds of thousands of views from people pretending to work.
Could Ian Miles Cheong’s pro-Israel tweets land him in a Malaysian jail?
The police might come knocking.
On Feb 13, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘Deleted scene from Silicon Valley’: Bill Ackman uses wrong name to prove theory of how names determine your lot in life
It’s a Bill, it’s a Brain—no, it’s Ackman!
On Feb 12, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘So happy for him!’: Jeff Bezos’ Miami move may save him $600 million—ducking out of Seattle before new tax hit
The news had people rooting for nature to destroy Jeff Bezos
‘America’s Mad King arc’: DOJ report revealing Biden struggled to remember when he was VP leaves people flabbergasted
The report said he’s ‘a well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.’
On Feb 8, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
After AI Biden robocall blows up, government immediately cracks down
AI generated calls aren’t completely banned, but they do require explicit consent to receive them now.
Apple Vision Pro user gets bonked by public WiFI login pop-up—unlocking new fear
It stopped them in their tracks.
On Feb 7, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘LFG!’: Far-right influencers plotting primary efforts aimed at Republicans who voted against impeaching Homeland Secretary
Other Republicans wondered why they were wasting time with an impeachment vote at all.
‘That light, queasy feeling’: Apple’s New Vision Pro is turning heads—and churching stomachs
It’s awesome and nauseous.
‘I would have guessed like 12’: DocuSign layoffs have the internet shook (again) about how many people work at DocuSign
It’s over 7,000 employees, man.
On Feb 6, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
TikTok appears to be automatically banning people with dwarfism because it thinks they’re underage
One user thinks TikTok might have rolled out a new AI filtering tool.
Amid reports of looming dismissal, top Ukrainian general flirts on Facebook with far-right military leader
Zaluzhny received an award from a far-right military offshoot accused of having ties to Nazis.
On Feb 5, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
‘I don’t need to rob my fans’: Andrew Tate’s old comments on crypto resurface after he claims he’s launching his own coin
He’d previously promised to never get involved in crypto, which he said was run by dorks.
On Feb 1, 2024 by Marlon Ettinger
Mindset gurus, biohackers, crypto bros all jacked Peter Thiel investing in Olympic alternative where steroids are allowed
For those bored with modern Olympians.
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