David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
Drink your way through the Seven Kingdoms in this ‘Game of Thrones’-inspired bar
Tyrion would be proud.
On Jan 15, 2017 by David Britton
This meteorologist had the perfect response to his daughter’s skeptical text
How can scorching burns and snow BOTH be in the forecast?
On Jan 10, 2017 by David Britton
Deep sea fisherman shares pictures of his horrifying catches
Davy Jones! Shut thy locker!
On Dec 20, 2016 by David Britton
Woman gets a Facebook rando to kiss his tractor and send her pics
Guys will do anything to see boobs.
On Dec 15, 2016 by David Britton
Coca-Cola’s new ‘Selfie-Bottle’ might be the dumbest selfie stick so far
Why is this a thing?
On Nov 15, 2016 by David Britton
Almost 10 years ago, this cat asked for a cheeseburger—and changed the internet forever
It iz never be da sames.
On Oct 16, 2016 by David Britton
What kind of animal is most likely to kill you?
Maybe just stay inside.
On Sep 17, 2016 by David Britton
Donald Trump Jr. denies relationship with Pepe the Frog
Seems doubtful.
On Sep 16, 2016 by David Britton
Apple users gave up porn just long enough to find out about the new iPhone
Don’t worry, they went right back to watching porn.
On Sep 9, 2016 by David Britton
How an Instagram model has us questioning what’s real
How real do you need to be to be real?
On Sep 7, 2016 by David Britton
Good luck catching Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson in PokĂ©mon Go
That’s some pretty harsh language for a kids game.
On Jul 26, 2016 by David Britton
Dude’s mindf**k photo thread is basically the ‘Inception’ of selfies
It just keeps going.
On Jun 13, 2016 by David Britton
Everyone’s buzzing about this Facebook page for bee memes
Welcome to the hive.
On May 22, 2016 by David Britton
Dildo Drone is the future of hands-free masturbation
Just watch out for the propellers.
On Apr 21, 2016 by David Britton
Dead pet fish gets the viking funeral he deserves
RIP Peeping Tom.
On Apr 5, 2016 by David Britton
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