David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
World’s first crowdfunded craft beer themed hotel is about to become a reality
If you want a room with on-tap beer and hop-infused spa mask, this is the hotel for you.
On Mar 11, 2017 by David Britton
The CIA has been busy … creating a huge list of dank emoticons
The CIA has been hard at work.
Some poor idiot pulled into a Taco Bell drive-thru the wrong way and couldn’t figure out how to get out
Hard to watch. Impossible to look away.
On Mar 10, 2017 by David Britton
These parodies of podcast ads are spot on
Why not commit your next murder with one of Harry’s razors?
On Mar 7, 2017 by David Britton
An alt-right Twitter account just created everyone’s favorite new meme
How the alt-right brought about the left’s favorite new meme.
On Mar 2, 2017 by David Britton
The Internet is in love with this RA reading a bedtime story to a college freshman
There should be a storybook about this.
On Feb 28, 2017 by David Britton
How an innocent bagel started a bizarre brawl on a London train
No one’s even eating them.
On Feb 27, 2017 by David Britton
‘Zoom in on the nose’ is the meme for people who need positive affirmation from dogs
We all just want a dog to tell us we’re OK.
Beluga whale crashes wedding and gets the Photoshop battle it deserves
These are the pictures they’ll show their grandkids.
On Feb 24, 2017 by David Britton
Gordon Ramsay is roasting chumps who suck at cooking
What exactly were these people expecting to happen?
On Feb 23, 2017 by David Britton
Lay’s is somehow still dumb enough to ask the internet to name its potato chip flavors
Do yourself a ‘flavor’ and stop asking, Lay’s.
On Feb 20, 2017 by David Britton
Let President Trump express your message of love this Valentine’s Day
If only we could really make him say these things.
On Feb 14, 2017 by David Britton
Superhero action figures throw an amazing rager in these sweet photos
It’s the tiny party you wish you were invited to.
On Feb 13, 2017 by David Britton
One man’s quest to buy every haunted item online
This Twitter account is not for the faint of heart.
On Feb 12, 2017 by David Britton
Jenna Bush-Hager shares father’s post-9/11 words in response to Donald Trump
‘Islam is peace.’
On Feb 1, 2017 by David Britton
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