David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
Someone mysteriously pooped in these Coke cans that were waiting to be filled
Coca-Cola cans filled with excrement were found at a factory in Northern Ireland.
On Mar 29, 2017 by David Britton
This rap song about how old people get STDs is going to be your new jam
Rap Dkta D is here to educate seniors on the dangers of unprotected sex.
On Mar 23, 2017 by David Britton
Kristi Yamaguchi goes full Tonya Harding on Nancy Kerrigan with savage tweet
If you don’t understand why Kristi Yamaguchi telling Nancy Kerrigan to ‘break a leg’ is messed up, you missed the biggest sports scandal of the 90s.
Mom accidentally sends 5-year-old to school with vodka instead of juice pouch
This mother sent her five year old daughter to school with a pouch full of Smirnoff vodka cocktail instead of juice.
On Mar 22, 2017 by David Britton
Putin critic Alexei Navalny had green paint thrown in his face, and it’s really working for him
Alexei Navalny isn’t the first Putin critic to be doused in green paint, but he might be the first to turn it to his advantage.
On Mar 21, 2017 by David Britton
Meryl Streep finishing song lyrics is the best meme on Twitter right now
Everyone likes to sing along to pop songs. No one more so than Meryl Streep.
Genius bartender makes a ‘Flaming Moe’ and other ‘Simpsons’ cocktails
The Simpson have had some crazy cocktails over the years. This man tries recreating a few, including the “Flaming Homer”.
On Mar 20, 2017 by David Britton
A rabbi, a priest, and an atheist smoke marijuana together and talk about religion
Getting closer to God and each other through the power of marijuana.
On Mar 18, 2017 by David Britton
Someone donated a cooler full of marijuana to Goodwill
If you are the person who accidentally donated your cooler full marijuana to the Goodwill, police would be happy to talk to you about its return.
On Mar 16, 2017 by David Britton
Train hits huge snow pile and wipes out platform full of people in this epic slow-motion video
A group thought this train hitting a pile of pile of snow would make for a good Facebook post. They had no idea.
Some guys rode their bikes over 7 hours so that their fitness map would look like a goat
200 kilometers is a long way to ride just to draw a goat
Honey Nut Cheerios takes a bold stance to raise awareness of an endangered species
Buzz, like so many bees before him, has gone missing.
On Mar 15, 2017 by David Britton
CNN reporter creates firestorm when he post breakfast cereal rankings
With no much controversy going on in politics, who thought this CNN reporter would catch so much flak for posting breakfast cereal rankings?
On Mar 14, 2017 by David Britton
Teletubbies get their freak on to Missy Elliott
Teletubbies cover of Missy Elliott’s “Get Ur Freak On” is almost as bizarre as the original.
‘Jersey Shore’ cast reunites, and is straight-up unrecognizable
The ladies of ‘Jersey Shore’ (and Vinny) still know how to party.
On Mar 13, 2017 by David Britton
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