David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
A couple’s ridiculously loud sex noises won a tennis match
Tennis courtus interruptus.
On Apr 19, 2017 by David Britton
Elderly Russian lady becomes a master of the green screen, viral YouTube star
There are a lot of green screen tutorials to chose from. This Russian lady’s might be the best.
On Apr 18, 2017 by David Britton
Woman tells terminal friend Trump was impeached to let him die in peace
If only we could all know such peace.
‘Bank Account’ is the synth-funk anthem of a broke generation
Musician Louis Cole has written the perfect song for people who are too scared to check their bank account balance.
On Apr 16, 2017 by David Britton
Wiz Khalifa’s new farming game lets you grow virtual marijuana
Grow yourself some marijuana on Wiz Khalifa’s virtual farming game.
On Apr 13, 2017 by David Britton
Why one man is sending 3,000 cookies to a soldier he’s never met
Beware of answering text from wrong numbers, or you too could end up shipping 3,000 Oreos to the other side of the world.
On Apr 12, 2017 by David Britton
9 friends decided to take a total stranger on holiday
If your friend can’t go on vacation, just get on Facebook and find someone with the same name.
On Apr 7, 2017 by David Britton
Israel just rescheduled an election because it conflicted with a Britney Spears concert
The people of Israel have reached a decision. They want to see Britney Spears.
On Apr 6, 2017 by David Britton
Man proposes to girlfriend—with the help of John Stamos
When your girlfriend is obsessed with ‘Full House,’ there’s only one thing you can do.
On Apr 5, 2017 by David Britton
These Pepsi ad parodies are far superior to the original
Pepsi screwed up big time with their latest commercial. Luckily Twitter was around to pick up the slack.
The ‘IT’ trailer recut with Mike Myers’ ‘Cat in the Hat’ is downright frightening
Stephen King’s IT was terrifying enough without dragging that damn cat into it.
On Apr 4, 2017 by David Britton
Watch Fozzie Bear and the Muppets cover 50 Cent’s ‘In Da Club’
In the latest Muppets’ remake everyone’s favorite wisecracking bear takes a crack at 50 Cent’s In Da Club.
Is this a photo of the world’s longest Cheeto or a hoax?
Is this one long Cheeto or a bunch of regular Cheetos stuck together?
On Apr 3, 2017 by David Britton
McDonald’s gets seared by Wendy’s over ‘fresh beef’ tweet
If you can’t stand the heat, stay out of the kitchen—and off Twitter.
On Mar 31, 2017 by David Britton
Uber driver tells epic Twitter tale about picking up her boyfriend’s mistress
Welcome, friends, to #UberBae.
On Mar 30, 2017 by David Britton
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