David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
Horsey McHorseface wins first race
Horsey McHorse face already won our hearts, but now he’s won a race.
On Jun 9, 2017 by David Britton
Dad saying ‘huh’ over and over is absolutely adorable
What is it about this man saying ‘huh?’ over and over that makes him so lovable?
On Jun 8, 2017 by David Britton
This dude is publicly posting everyone’s savage subtweets
What to do when your heart is telling you to send out the snarky subtweet but your brain knows it is a bad idea.
There’s already a ‘Seinfeld’ script for that rejected Kesha hug
Jerry Seinfeld rejecting a hug from Kesha is so funny it should be an episode of Seinfeld.
On Jun 7, 2017 by David Britton
People are now putting fidget spinners on alligators’ heads
Running out of things to do with your fidget spinner? Why not place it on an alligators snout?
On Jun 5, 2017 by David Britton
New condom ad knows how Donald Trump could have been prevented
The idea of Donald Trump stuck in a condom is fun no matter when it takes place.
On Jun 2, 2017 by David Britton
High school students win last day of school with bonkers paper storm
A blizzard of paper marks the end of the year at this Arizona high school.
On May 31, 2017 by David Britton
Snake vomiting other snake is the stuff of nightmares
Snakes are horrifying enough without adding this nonsense.
On May 30, 2017 by David Britton
4-year-old’s ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’-themed birthday party was a huge hit
When your kid wants a ‘Mrs. Doubtfire’-themed birthday party, its time to get creative.
On May 23, 2017 by David Britton
Nicki Minaj becomes emperor of America in epic Twitter thread
Beyoncé may be queen, but in this Twitter story, Nicki Minaj is Dictator-for-life.
In ‘Despicable Me 3,’ the Minions have unionized
Met Mel, the first Minion to form a labor union.
On May 19, 2017 by David Britton
‘Utter bastard’ of a cat gets an honest adoption letter
Mr. Biggles maybe be ‘despot and dictator,’ but every cat deserves a good home.
On May 18, 2017 by David Britton
23-year-old claims to have invented a pill that prevents hangovers
This 23-year-old cannot cure your hangover
On May 17, 2017 by David Britton
You can now buy your own inflatable Moe’s Tavern
Now you can own your own inflatable version of Springfield’s most iconic pub.
On May 16, 2017 by David Britton
BBC reports that it’s possible to make a sandwich
Its British sandwich week, and the British seem out of things to say about it.
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