David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
Fidget spinners are blowing up—literally
Beware.
On Jun 30, 2017 by David Britton
Dude creates a perfect resume using Google autocomplete
Resumes are hard to write. Why not let autocomplete do it for you?
JWoww says she’s in talks to bring back ‘Jersey Shore’
‘I need to be in bed by 9pm. I have to take my family, and don’t let me get white-girl wasted.’
On Jun 29, 2017 by David Britton
Man gets hit by bus, calmly walks into bar
After getting hit by a speeding bus, Simon Smith calmly stood up and walked into the nearest bar.
On Jun 28, 2017 by David Britton
Trump has fake Time magazine covers of himself hanging in at least 4 of his golf resorts
If Donald Trump hates fake news so much, why are there fake Time magazine covers hanging in his golf resorts?
On Jun 27, 2017 by David Britton
Did Joe Biden really threaten to punch a billionaire in the face?
Joe Biden has never been one to mince words, but did he really threaten to punch someone in the face?
Toddler can’t get enough of his father’s protein powder
This toddler who loves protein powder is ready to get buff.
On Jun 26, 2017 by David Britton
Prada’s $185 paper clip is just what you need to get your life together
Stop holding your papers together with a regular paper clip like you’re some sort of peasant.
On Jun 23, 2017 by David Britton
Squirrel who loves avocados will never be able to afford a home
Seymour is clearly a millennial squirrel who prefers avocados to owing a home.
On Jun 22, 2017 by David Britton
Mom dropping daughter off at college immediately gets hit on my shirtless hunks
When your mom is more popular than you before classes even start, you know you’re going to have an interesting freshman year.
On Jun 20, 2017 by David Britton
Don’t have a fidget spinner? There’s an app for that
Googles new new virtual fidget spinner will help you do nothing with even less effort.
What if Amazon Alexa were voiced by conspiracy theorist Alex Jones?
Alexa will tell you how to cook a chicken. Alexa Jones will tell you the truth.
On Jun 19, 2017 by David Britton
No, a woman did not get a fidget spinner stuck in her vagina
Fidget spinners are fun, but not “I am going to put this in my vagina” fun.
On Jun 16, 2017 by David Britton
You can now get a butt plug with a fidget spinner attached
You can shove your stupid fidget spinner right up your @$$!
On Jun 15, 2017 by David Britton
All 150,966 ‘Game of Thrones’ deaths in one video
There’s a lot of death on Game of Thrones. Why not watch it all at once?
On Jun 13, 2017 by David Britton
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