David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
Woman turns Confederate monument into giant participation trophy
The Confederacy came in second place in the Civil War and this women would like to remind everyone.
On Aug 17, 2017 by David Britton
Rare white moose spotted in Sweden
This rare white moose is one of only a hundred in all of Sweden.
On Aug 16, 2017 by David Britton
Can you find the dog hidden in this photo?
This hidden dog is literally looking right into the camera.
On Aug 15, 2017 by David Britton
Cute dog gets away with bean bag murder
A dog this cute can destroy as many bean bags as he wants.
On Aug 12, 2017 by David Britton
This singer butchered the national anthem so hard that the local government issued an apology
It’s a fail for the ages.
On Aug 11, 2017 by David Britton
The inevitable Trump/Kim Jong-un hair swap is here—and it’s devastatingly good
Some genius photo-swapped the hair of the men who might plunge us into a nuclear apocalypse.
Delusional couple’s Craigslist ad for an assistant is 1,800 words of escalating horror
If you are the most impressive human being on the planet with every single marketable skill, this couple would like to hire you to clean up dog vomit.
On Aug 10, 2017 by David Britton
Man in a foot race faceplants into a door harder than you thought humanly possible
If you really want to win a race, you’re going to have to make some sacrifices.
On Aug 9, 2017 by David Britton
Lifeguard gets into ridiculous fight with sassy teenager
This lifeguard lost his temper when a kid set his boogie board on a trash can.
On Aug 7, 2017 by David Britton
The swineapple is Instagram’s hottest new food trend
The perfect marriage of fruit and pig.
On Aug 4, 2017 by David Britton
Two women trashed a Chick-fil-A because their nuggets were cold
This is one way to react when you get cold chicken nuggets.
Some genius nabbed the absolute perfect .africa domain name
bless.therains.downin.africa is the best use of TLD imaginable.
Everyone loves this dog that looks like William H. Macy
The resemblance is uncanny. There’s just no doubt about it.
On Aug 2, 2017 by David Britton
Giant mechanical spider spurs holy terror at Catholic church
A giant robotic spider has some Catholics very upset.
Genius bros combine Connect Four and basketball—and it’s perfect
Connect Four, combined with basketball, seems like the greatest sport ever invented.
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