David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
This amazing formula tells you the perfect name for your craft beer
This formula for craft beer names is genius.
On Sep 12, 2017 by David Britton
Adidas has created puke- and beer-resistant shoes for Oktoberfest
Just what we all needed.
On Sep 8, 2017 by David Britton
New poll finds U.K. ‘woefully unprepared’ for the zombie apocalypse
If the undead rise, only 11 percent of Britons will be prepared
Weatherman tries to pull off stealthy fart on live TV—and totally fails
Winds coming in from the south
On Sep 6, 2017 by David Britton
Poor Irish dad freaks out while trying to get a bat out of his kitchen
It’s not easy to remove a bat.
7-year-old girl pulls giant sword from lake like some sort of Arthurian legend
Maybe it’s time for Queen Elizabeth to worry.
On Sep 5, 2017 by David Britton
The only thing left in Houston grocery stores now is vegan ‘meat’
People in Texas are in need your help, but not your vegan sausages.
Taking the ‘Great British Bake Off’ out of context makes it even greater
Everyone loves The Great British Bake Off. Here’s a brand new way to experience it.
On Sep 3, 2017 by David Britton
Everyone’s in love with this guy feeding his girlfriend chicken nuggets during her manicure
If you aren’t feeding your girlfriend nuggets during her manicure it’s time to step your game up.
On Aug 31, 2017 by David Britton
‘Hey demons’ is the most fearless meme on the internet
‘Hey there demons, it’s me, ya boy’ is no way to greet the spawn of hell.
On Aug 30, 2017 by David Britton
Grandmother in Texas rescued by hero on a jet ski
This photo proves there’s hope for humanity.
On Aug 29, 2017 by David Britton
Man shot in crotch with pepperball outs himself in Reddit AMA, gets arrested
Ouch multiplied by 2.
On Aug 26, 2017 by David Britton
World’s least self-aware human makes a website explaining why you should date him
Should you date Nate? How much do you love narcissism?
On Aug 24, 2017 by David Britton
Pigs rescued by firefighters then eaten by firefighters
Out of the fire, into the firefighters.
On Aug 23, 2017 by David Britton
This guy’s anti-circumcision rant could stand to be cut down a bit
The anti-circumcision movement is gaining ground in America, despite guys like this trying to “help”.
On Aug 20, 2017 by David Britton
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