David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
‘Snake Outta Compton’ is already 2017’s best movie
This motherf**king snake is destroying motherf**king Compton.
On Oct 18, 2017 by David Britton
Everyone’s loving Cory Booker’s sweet Donald Trump burn on Twitter
Cory Booker might have made a typo, but he also turned it into a sick burn.
On Oct 17, 2017 by David Britton
The Ariana Grande stool conspiracy is dividing our nation
Is Ariana Grande balancing on a stool or is something more sinister afoot?
TrumpsHair is the site that lets you add Trump’s hair to anything
Trumpshair.com will give you the world’s most infamous hairdo.
There’s a simple tweak that’s giving Chuck Norris memes a new kick
Chuck Norris memes are back with a surrealist twist
On Oct 16, 2017 by David Britton
Jordan Peele sneaks into a film class screening ‘Get Out’
The students were surprised—and delighted.
On Oct 14, 2017 by David Britton
This grandiose Olive Garden review is inspiring absurdist fan fiction
One amazing Olive Garden review can inspire a nation.
Genius student rigs door to play ‘Seinfeld’ theme whenever someone walks in
Every entrance is better with theme music.
On Oct 13, 2017 by David Britton
Maria Bamford raises more than $10,000 for mental health awareness
Here’s how you can help, too.
On Oct 12, 2017 by David Britton
Martin Shkreli says jail is ‘not that awful’
Martin Shkreli claims to be doing alright in prison.
On Oct 11, 2017 by David Britton
One year later, ‘Thoughts and Prayers’ the video game is more relevant than ever
This game reveals the true power of “Thoughts and Prayers”
Poppable pimples cake is a disgusting masterpiece
Its time to yum that yuck.
On Oct 10, 2017 by David Britton
Wanted man says he’ll turn himself in if police get 1,000 shares on a Facebook post
It’s really never worth it to taunt the police
On Oct 9, 2017 by David Britton
Tortoise and hare face off in real-life race, and guess who wins?
Will slow and steady actually win the race?
On Oct 6, 2017 by David Britton
We talked with the ‘Monopoly Man’ who photobombed the Equifax-Senate hearings
The ‘Monopoly Man’ might not be done with Congress just yet.
On Oct 5, 2017 by David Britton
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