David Britton
David Britton is a writer and comedian based in Rhinebeck, New York who focuses on internet culture, memes, and viral news stories. He also writes for the Hard Times and is the creator of StoriesAboutWizards.com.
No one knows why octopuses are crawling out of the sea in Wales
Octopuses are terrifying enough when the stay in the water. Now they’re invading our territory.
On Oct 30, 2017 by David Britton
Police seem to think adults will pass out edibles to kids this Halloween
No one is going to waste perfectly good weed on your dumb kid.
On Oct 27, 2017 by David Britton
T-Rex man playing drums while dude gets arrested behind him is peak NYC
Nothing can distract this dino-man from rocking out on his bucket drums.
On Oct 26, 2017 by David Britton
Debate all you want, here is the definitive ranking of ‘non-canonical pasta shapes’
Tired of mac n cheese? This is the pasta list for you.
On Oct 25, 2017 by David Britton
Woman absolutely kills it on a Sam’s Club karaoke machine
New rule: You can only use the Sam’s Club karaoke machine if you can sing like this.
Dude fined $149 for belting out a ’90s dance jam too loudly
The police made this man sweat, baby.
On Oct 24, 2017 by David Britton
Fiona the Hippo steals the show in couple’s engagement photos
This couple is almost as cute as the baby hippo in their photos.
Thieves make off with $60,000 worth of vibrators and butt plugs
It’s being called ‘the largest recorded theft of sex toys in history.’
On Oct 23, 2017 by David Britton
Grandparents waving to granddaughter’s bus will warm your heart
The simple act of grandparents waving to their granddaughters is enough to bring Twitter to tears.
High schooler drops fire anti-cocaine rap on his class
Please don’t do cocaine. Cocaine ruins your brain.
On Oct 21, 2017 by David Britton
KFC only follows 11 people on Twitter and they’re all herbs or spices
KFC pulled off the subtlest of all Twitter jokes.
On Oct 20, 2017 by David Britton
Conservative group dons diapers to protest safe spaces at Kent State
Nothing says “take me seriously” like putting on a diaper and drinking out of a sippy cup.
On Oct 19, 2017 by David Britton
UPS drivers love dogs and they have the Facebook page to prove it
Can FedEx cats be far behind?
Wanted man delivers donuts to police after losing Facebook bet
Maybe everyone who turns themselves into the police should bring donuts.
There’s a Melania Trump body double conspiracy brewing online
It’s understandable Melania Trump might not want to to be around her husband, but how far is she willing to go?
On Oct 18, 2017 by David Britton
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